Where 21 Years of Service Meet the Sacred Rites of the Honda Club

This blog is built on two pillars: grit and absurdity. On one side, you’ll find stories from my 21 years in the Air National Guard—deployments, TDYs, base life, and the quiet moments that never make it into official reports. These aren’t just military memoirs. They’re snapshots of resilience, humor, and the strange poetry of life in uniform.

On the other side lives the Honda Club: a rogue newsletter turned full-blown mythology. Here, we celebrate the quirks of Honda engineering, roast our own bylaws, and honor fictional members who may or may not exist. It’s part product lore, part inside joke, and all heart.

Whether you’re here for the war stories or the wheel bearings, mastersgt.com is a place to laugh, reflect, and maybe even join the club. Explore the blog, find your favorite post, and remember—everyone deserves a little humor in their life… consider this your pit stop for fun, facts, and a few well-earned chuckles.

Welcome to the chaos. The meeting starts whenever the microwave beeps.